MNF Live Blog! Live! Part 3

Continued from part 2...

My office pool is not looking good.

10:14 Chris Berman sucks. That isn't new, but it needed to be said.

10:19 Brady Quinn has passes knocked down by blitzing linebackers on either side on consecutive plays. Good balance, that.

10:21 3 and out for the Browns. I've seen Monkey crap fights with better displays of talent than this game.

10:23 Flacco to Mason for a huge gain, followed by Ray Rice scoring a touchdown as the Browns only have 10 guys on the field. Apparently counting to 11 really IS difficult.

10:28 On the Brown's first play Brady Quinn hits... Dawan Landry streaking down the sideline for an interception and a Ravens touchdown~! That's right. I used the tilde-bang~! Of course, this is too much success in a row for the Ravens, so they go ahead and get the extra point blocked. By the way, that never happened to Matt Stover in at least the last 5 years. Just saying. 13-0 Ravens.

10:31 Fabian Washington makes what might be his first NFL tackle. And dances.

10:36 Chris Carr has his first "doing something right" as a Raven as he picks off Quinn. This could get ugly. Ravens ball at the Cleveland 25.

10:39 Ravens drive stalls so Hauschka comes on to miss a kick.

10:40 I'll be damned. He made it. 16-0. I'm halfway to the points I need.

10:45 Jaworski and Gruden fill time by lamenting how the Browns won't throw the ball down the field. Meanwhile, the Browns try to come up with new and exciting ways to call a "screen pass".

10:49 The camera pans to a fan wearing a shirt that says "I [browns helmet] Cle". I don't get it. Is that supposed to be a heart?

10:51 Brady Quinn sees Ray Lewis sprinting up the middle and decides to fall down before he gets there. I don't blame him.

10:55 Third quarter ends. 16-0 Ravens. That's more like it, but this game is still bowling shoe ugly.

Continued in part 4